Capture this: Rescue me, 9-1-1

An idea popped into my head reminding me of English class back in high school. The teacher used to put up a photo each week, like a little contest, and we had to come up with the best caption for it.

So, "capture this" -- what's your best caption?

Thanks Ms. Williams! And for those of you who don't know what I'm referring to in my caption...

Thoughtfully, Vik